jul 3 The year is half-over already. The good news is, the 2010 calendar I'm working on looks like it is going to become a reality, and before the deadline. The bad news is, I'm going to have to kick it into high gear, and it still won't be ready until October at the earliest. For those who don't remember what I'm talking about, it's two posts down from this one. For those who do remember, here's another sneak-preview of what can be expected. jun 14 What is the most pathetic thing you have ever seen in your life? Well, tell it to move over, because here comes Miracle Whip. Yes, that is right. Living in a society with angry sodas, maladjusted deodorants, and manic-depressive cereals just isn't enough for some people. Now your mayonaisse will be XTREEEEEM!!! and there's nothing we can do about it. They are Miracle Whip and they will NOT tone it down! So don't ask them to tone it down. Because they won't. And you can't tell them what to do. You're not even their real parents. may 12 I'm still working on that calendar that I mentioned a few months ago. If you visit the wallpapers page, you'll be able to see (and download) three 'previews' of what it will look like (labelled "World Tour"). Once it's all ready, I'll have the calendar up in the store for purchase, but don't expect that for quite a while yet. may 1 I hate to do this, but I'm having a bit of technical trouble at the moment with the comic. It'll be a bit late but it's still going to be up by Saturday. Sorry, everyone! I'll have it ready as soon as I can. Hey! In the meantime, maybe you'll like this... UPDATE: Alright then! We're good to go! That was worth the wait, wasn't it? apr 20 Please forgive this bit of self-indulgence, but I realized something about my life today that is just too strange to let go without a mention... For the past week, the building where I work has been under construction. Also during this time, the street I live on has been under construction. Also, during this time, the building I live in (due to completely separate circumstances) has been under construction. All three have sections cordoned off, preventing me from going about my business as I normally would. It must be spring in New England again. apr 17 Have you seen Koi Koi Eleven yet? It's a repository of trivia and miscellany I started up last year on Blogspot. I bring it up now because I'm starting a new project that's going to require some suggestions from the audience, where I'll spotlight a different webcomic each week. If you know of any that you'd like to see up there, be sure to e-mail a link to me, and maybe I'll write it up! apr 5 So! It turns out that one of my friends is a ninja. You can see him in action here. (He is the red one!) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _